There is a special place in hell for the person who invented hot dogs. Why in the hell are they so delicious, tender, juicy, and downright edible? Do I need another obstacle to maintaining my 30” waist? The answer is NO! Hot Dogs are always a junk food go-to but my taste buds define them as gourmet. 100% kosher beef on a poppy seed bun, spicy brown mustard, relish, peppers, and onions all combine to create the type of dog I know and love.
But don’t take my word for it. Think about the last time you had an excellent dog. Was it not magical? Did it not melt in your mouth? Burgers are great, and pizza is king, but a great hot dog is the sassy mistress of cravings that I will have no choice but to bed.